Jack's gun

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

So... complete the following caption:


"My Fandom.."

I promise to post a serious picture after work. :P

ETA: HAAHAAHAA! You guys are awesome! We may have to have an icon maker take the best of these and make us some icons...

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/oceana_/]

My fandom has STRAPS!
My fandom has the sexiest thumbs ever!
My fandom has finger porn!
My fandom fondles sidearms!
My fandom has JACK!

[pixie-hollow.livejournal.com]

My fandom doesn't have sexual innuendo at all [/sarcasm]

[nikkidarling.livejournal.com]

My fandom swears it's their sidearm.

My fandom whips it out faster than yours.

Guh.

[wraith816.livejournal.com]

I promise to post a serious picture after work.

Who needs serious pictures when you've got crotch shots?

[catspaw-sgjd.livejournal.com]

Amen to that.

[amymacattack.livejournal.com]

My Fandom is both Canadian (times two) and American.
My Fandom has boy/boy love and Boy/Girl Love
My Fandom has sex lots of lovin', all around!
My Fandom has Daniel and Jack.
My Fandom has Sam and Jack. :P

[amymacattack.livejournal.com]

Gah I totally read that wrong, when you said CAPtion this, somehow I read (early in the morning) Finish this statement.

GAH!

[macgyvergal.livejournal.com]

My Fandom packs serious heat

[malnpudl.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's good! *g*

[sheri47.livejournal.com]

My fandom fondles their sidearms.

[8daze-a-week.livejournal.com]

After being distracted by staring at TEH CROTCH for ten minutes...

My fandom knows how to fondle their weapons
My fandom knows how to stroke a barrel

[ailinn.livejournal.com]

My fandom reloads in .38 seconds.
My fandom never suffers from sidearm envy.
My fandom can point and shoot before you blink twice.

[lothithil.livejournal.com]

"... is locked and loaded!"
"... is not waving... pointing!"
"... has a fine looking piece!"

*can't stop giggling*

[stargazercmc.livejournal.com]

... knows how to cock its pistol.

:)

[suhleep.livejournal.com]

oh my god i love that

[stephenie89.livejournal.com]

that is the best evah!

[perclexed.livejournal.com]

...really knows how to handle it's weapon.
...cleans it's equipment regularly, if yaknowwhatImean.
...can strip a weapon in seconds flat.
...uses it's weapons at crotch eye level.
...is a dead shot with it's weapon.
...is proficient with many...pieces.
...makes sure it's cocked and loaded.
...knows how to lube a weapon for maximum efficiency.
...knows how to strap on a weapon (shot of Carter with her P90, maybe?).

Ahh, this is fun!

[perclexed.livejournal.com]

ETA: ...shoots faster and more often than your staff weapon.

[hazmatica.livejournal.com]

He's got a perfectly sized sidearm...not too big, not too small.

[majorsamfan.livejournal.com]

My fandom never goes off half-cocked...

[jr-moon.livejournal.com]

*ded* Someone icon those please. :-) *stares at crotch and fingers a bit longer*

[audrich.livejournal.com]

My fandom.. hangs to the right.

Oh! You mean say something about the weapon!

I was...